10:36 - Detroit struggles at everything, and continues to air ads about "America's Best Truck." 20 mpg and $25,000 sounds like a sweet steal.
10:36 - Another Gator appears to be broken. Florida wide receiver Louis Murphy might have fallen funny or is having issues with his female sex organs.
10:38 - FOX returns to its crap broadcasters. They run the same play as before, but with Percy Harvin, who isn't exactly 100% tonight.
10:39 - Tim Tebow calls the infamous "F it" play and runs it himself for a first down while they were in trouble.
10:40 - Jeff Demps gets in on the action, decides to not be a piece of crap like Rainey and Murphy, who are on the sidelines.
10:42 - Tebow's pass looks perfect, receiver chooses poorly by not holding onto the ball.
10:43 - SEC power (not speed) gets Florida another 7 points. Percy Harvin runs it in for a score, making it 14-7 in favor of the Gators.
10:45 - Replay of Tim Tebow's 'Happy Gilmore to Chubbs Peterson" plea. Told the press they were attractive and that he was not very good looking.
10:47 - Blog posted, unnecessarily. Windows Vista is a waste, along with Dell.
10:49 - Gators' defense kicks it up a notch. Low field goal attempt by Oklahome denied by Florida's special teams. Oklahoma looks oh-so-gross right now.
10:51 - Murphy returns to field, breaks self again, returns to sidelines. On own power.
10:52 - Truth be told by sideline reporter Chris Myers, saying Murphy has cramping issues. It's 70 in Miami. Cramps should not exist.
10:53 - Oklahoma defensive player goes down, also appearing to have a cramping issue.
10:53 - I have cramps.
10:54 - All in attendance at Pro Player Stadium go down due to cramping problems.
10:55 - Tebow gets caught from behind, falls short of first down marker, Florida is forced to punt. Media calls timeout due to more cramping.
10:56 - American Idol preview airs, making me and millions of other viewers sick to their stomachs.
10:57 - Strange U.S. Cellular commercial airs. Leather back seats to car, movie theater chairs, and old jeans are getting blasted by some creep show's voiceover.
10:59 - Start of 4th quarter. Loud crunching sounds during Oklahoma's punt return reminds me of the good days in high school.
11:00 - Replay of Ohio State's embarrassment from 2006 brings a smile to my face.
11:01 - Confusion in that I cannot tell if I'm watching Chris Brown, Chris Brown from the Houston Texans, Chris Brown the R&B artist, or Adrian Peterson.
11:03 - I awake my father so he can deliver to Detroit in the early morning hours.
11:05 - Cat jumps on lap, forces me to take him outside in 10 degree weather and punt him over a fence.
11:06 - Cat returns, demands attention.
11:10 - Percy Harvin looks like he's fine, decides to make consecutive big run plays.
11:11 - Heisman Trophy Sam Bradford of Oklahoma suggests to head coach Bob Stoops to fold up shop and go home.
11:14 - After commercial break, Percy Harvin is seen on sidelines, pissed off at Oklahoma defensive back for not letting go after the play was over.
11:15 - Tebow appears confused, throws ball away on consecutive plays, forcing Florida to settle for another field goal. 17-7 Gators.
11:18 - My ears turn as I hear Denis Leary's voice. Instantly, I buy his latest masterpiece, Why We Suck on Amazon.
11:24 - After much consideration, I decide that liveblogging is for tools. However, fans of Oklahoma and Florida are tools as well.
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I didn't even watch the game between the Gators and Sooners. I found out that it was a real waste of time anyway. I still would like to see a playoff. Allowing for teams like Utah and USC to have an opportunity to play in the big game.
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