Holy shit, I can't fill out my brackets.

This year's NCAA Tournament is a giant mega cluster-you know what. There's nothing I can do. Ohio State vs Siena? UCLA vs VCU? Oklahoma State vs Tennessee? LSU vs Butler? What the hell am I to do?

...anyone have a quarter?

This is the only useful method for filling out this year's bracket for your office pool. First round may not be so bad, but the second round and beyond is what's going to make or break your shot at $50 or free lunch at your local Shoney's.

You can't automatically pick Duke because of their shit NCAA past. Oh, I'm a liar? Duke's so good? Oh well damn. Quit living in the past like those extreme ND football fans. You want proof of their suckiness? Here you go:





That's just the last two years. You know it's practically the same roster, so don't expect anything major from the Blue Devils. Before you start your bitching, conference champions are known to go home early. Ask Pitt.

I'm glad tomorrow is Thursday. I may want to skip class starting at 12:20 tomorrow. The whole country needs to shut down to witness the 2009 MADNESS. Good luck to all who are soon to throw their money away.

Return to reality

Well, I took a nice long break from blogging. Last week was spring break, and my professors jumped all over my ass because they needed an assignment or two. I'll take my damn time.

However, I did not quit--it was that a break from everything was required. Posting should return to its normal pace in the coming days.

In the meantime, enjoy this video of right-wing extremist Bill O'Reilly play a Nintendo classic: